It’s a beautiful Monday in Statesboro, though several residents have reported a slight scent of smoke. Not to worry: that’s just the metaphorical fire of good writing. If you want to witness a true conflagration of awesome, join us this Thursday, October 23rd, at 7:00 PM at Southern Boys BBQ for the first reading of the 2014-2015 Burning Swamp Reading Series.
To add more kindling to the flames of excitement, here’s a bit about one of our readers:
Introducing … Connor White
Connor was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands. The doctors had never seen such upper body strength in a boy so young, a feat he credits to eating his roughage. He enjoys mocking reality TV, and is deathly afraid of horseshoe crabs.
He also writes things. Sometimes.
Do you believe in Swamp Primates?
Does Shrek count?
This is a photograph of horseshoe crabs. Horseshoe crabs are TERRIFYING.
Do you support the recent proposed plan to domesticate swamp primates?
Not if Shrek doesn’t.
Godzilla versus Bigfoot?
Jack Link asserts that messing with Sasquatch is tantamount to a death wish
The Burning Swamp Reading Series 