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Burning Swamp Introduces – Thomas Klein

Thomas Klein

Another day over and closer to Thursday – BURNING SWAMP READING DAY. It’s cold in the Boro. Really cold. Like fifty degrees cold. For the uninitiated, that means winter coats and hot chocolate. That means huddling inside. That means starting a fire.

And speaking of fires – let’s get one going. Today we’ve got Georgia Southern University’s very own Dr. Thomas Klein. He’ll be reading with Peyton Callanan and the three other readers this month THURSDAY AT 8PM AT SUGAR MAGNOLIA BAKERY.

Maybe take a minute and update your calendar?

Or cancel whatever plans you had?

What’s your favorite cryptozoological creature?

That square one there, that one …, right in the middle. (Editor’s note – OH, I SEE IT)

Do you believe in Swamp Primates?

Absolutely.

What do you think should be done about all the recent swamp primate attacks?

Feed them Skittles – A toothless swamp primate is a harmless swamp primate.

Thomas Klein is a musician and writer but retains a day-time job teaching and researching in linguistics. He loves to fly, but does not like airports or airplanes. He loves to eat, but does not like doing the dishes. He loves to party, but hates having to drive home afterwards.

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